First Photos Of Obliterated Iran Nuke Site
"Shocking" Results of Trump's 12-Hour War
The first photos of Iran's Fordow nuclear site have arrived and they confirm President Trump's characterization of “total obliteration.”
From these images, it is hard to imagine that Iran could ever—even in a million years—restart its process of enriching uranium.
“Just take a good, close look,” said Defense Secretary Pete ‘Good Times’ Hegseth. “You can't even tell that any kind of human activity had been going on in this barren landscape.”
“Our brave ‘slam bam thank you ma'am’ bombers have left the site looking worse than a disheveled and inebriated female victim of sexual assault left alone and sobbing in some conference hotel room.”
“This place looks even worse than my puppy Cricket’s shattered face did,” chimed in Homeland Security cosplayer, Kristi Noem, as she donned a bright yellow floral designer Hazmat suit in order to check for radioactive fallout.
“Mission accomplished,” she grinned.
Is donny prone to exaggerating? The devastation. The horror, the horror.
You always give me a good laugh when I need one!