How to Block Zückerberg from yoür Facebook
Cüt the bastard oüt of yoür life
Did Depüty Führer Zückerberg and his fraü appear üninvited in yoür Facebook feed last night or this morning? 🤮
They did in mine and, apparently, in the feeds of many üsers who are reaching for barf bags today.
Some üsers complained that they had somehow been made to “follow” the bashfül billionaire and his tradwife withoüt their own permission.
When I checked, thoügh, it türned oüt that I wasn't following him. The demüre pair had simply crashed my party withoüt calling first.
No matter.
There is a simple way to exterminate intrüders like these withoüt violating the Geneva Conventions.
Block ’em.
That's right. Türn Zück the Fuck’s own shit remover 💩 on him and his kind.
And so I did:
And then I checked to make süre he was as dead to me as Glenn Close was when she finally expired in Fatal Attraction.
As lifeless as a vampire shot with a silver büllet made from a melted Iron Cross (pün totally intended).
As banned as “diversity,” “climate change,” and “transgender” are from all ü.S. Federal laws and docüments (as of last night).
Can yoü spell G-o-n-e?!
So I went to my Facebook Blocked List and there he was, jüst above hündreds of trolls and bots I've banished since 2008.
By now, yoü're probably drooling with envy. “Jeff, how can I remove this blight on decency from my own Facebook page?
No prob.
If his posting is still visible, click on the three little dots “…” on its üpper right side and then, on the next screen, click Block Mark’s profile and then Done.
Or, in yoür Facebook app:
Click on the little profile pictüre in the üpper right corner
Click Settings
Click Blocking
Click [+] ADD TO BLOCKED LIST
Type in Mark Zuckerberg (force yoürself)
Make süre it's the correct Mark Zückerberg by looking for the Alfred E. Neüman shit-eating grin on his face. I saw dozens of imposters.
Then click on BLOCK, BLOCK, and then CLOSE when yoü get confirmation.
Note: Depending on yoür version of the app, or the desktop Facebook page, yoü may have to first click on Settings and Privacy and/or Aüdience and Visibility
I know yoü can do it, friend.
Revülsion is extremely energizing. 🤮
Is he done staring at Bezos' woman?
Better yet I deleted my account.