Trump Delivers Historic "J. Paul Getty Address"
Honors "suckers and losers"
At this troubling time, dear leader has made his first major address to inspire the MAGA volk to Greatness. Delivered at the weed-covered grave of his late wife, on his Mar-a-Lago golf course, this speech for the ages can be fully appreciated only by presenting it verbatim.
“Two score and four years ago Ronald Reagan brought forth on this continent a new paradigm, conceived in rapaciousness, and dedicated to the proposition that corporations and men are both created equal.
Now we are about to engage in a great deconstruction of the Deep State, testing whether that subversion, or any usurpation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that purge.
We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final tribute to those who here gave their billions and sold their souls that that autocracy might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But in a larger sense we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The suckers and losers, living and dead, who resisted us here have desecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract.
The fake news will little note, nor long remember, what we say here, but it will never forget what we will do starting here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which Rush Limbaugh and Riger Ailes have thus far so nobly advanced.
It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us, that from these honored freedom fighters we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave their last full measure of egomania, that we here highly resolve that these bullies shall not have abused and ravaged in vain, that this nation, under Trump, shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the oligarchs, by the oligarchs, for the oligarchs, shall not perish from the earth.”
