You Own This FaceBook Shit Show, Zuckerberg

With no standards, Facebook is a putrid MAGA cesspool

I keep my Facebook account for two reasons:

1. My local resistance groups

2. To monitor my MAGAt Congressman

Recently, I started “Following” the empty shell of flesh that passes for MAGAt Greg Steube, my CongressCreature. (I hereby accept all condolences).

Soon I was treated to the gem below, which he posted at 8 AM the morning after the Orange Turd attacked Zelenskyy in the Oval Office.

Ah, yes, a time for peace.

The kind of “peace,” I suspect, that inspired the song Where Have All The Flowers Gone?

But then one expects that kind of shit from an intellectual pigmy of Steube’s stature. What I was not entirely prepared for was the tsunami of even worse shit that followed it, an unfamiliar torrent prompted no doubt by Herr Zuckerbeg’s Algorithm having learned that I was now following Steube.

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Algorithm Knows.

Thanks to Zuckerberg having aborted standards in the third trimester, the Algorithm can flood your life with the craziest MAGA shit on earth.

Let’s Tour Planet MAGA

MAGAts live in a social networking world of their own. If you haven’t been there lately, you may not know just how crazy it has become. These pit stops are typical.

The Amazing Elon

Musk buys CBS and develops a jet that defies the laws of physics

The Woes of that Woke Show, The View

The View is cancelled and sued by Carrie Underwood—in a Single Weekend

Poor, poor Elon

Cursed on The View, banned from NFL games…can it get any worse? Oh, the pain…

How The Mighty Have Fallen, Not

MAGAts love to dance on the graves of people they hate. Even if the rumors of their deaths have been greatly exaggerated.

Even Nice Guys Finish Last

Pity that woke monster, Jimmy Kimmel. No sooner is his show “permanently ended” than ABC picks Tucker Carlson to replace him.

Spare the Superlatives, Spoil the Nazi?

Unlike America, Where There Isn’t A Single One…

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“And in The End…the hate you make is equal to the news you fake”

When you reward a piece-of-shit oligarch with billions of dollars, you get a shit show like this. Remember the good old days when there were things called facts?