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SPHINCTERPUSS,'s avatar

Dear Tesla board of directors you can stop this monster from destroying your brand and save 56 billion dollars in the process by firing him

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Jeff Fox's avatar

Actually, firing wouldn't do it. He owns a huge amount of its stock, so his fortune would still hinge on the company's fate.

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Dean Gallea's avatar

I remember in the old days one could disable a gasoline vehicle by pouring sugar in the fuel tank. Thinking about a quick way to disable an EV, I came up with filling the charging port with a can of insulating foam, such as Great Stuff. That stuff can't be removed, and the fix is expensive. The charging port on a Tesla can be opened with a simple tap on the flap. Of course, I would never recommend anyone do this, it would be illegal.

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Jeff Fox's avatar

Love it! 💡

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SPHINCTERPUSS,'s avatar

I'm 19 mi from the only charging station in my County

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Jeff Fox's avatar

I think the portq he's talking about is on the car itself.

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diane's avatar

Ha!

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Dorothy Lewis's avatar

Not enough. He needs to lose it all. He is amongst the most evil in the world, preying on poor and middle class, for sheer enjoyment. I hope he dies of rectal measles

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Diane Zzzzz's avatar

I like where you are coming from although you may be targeted later. I post a lot about wishing for a successful assassination …

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Susan Wingo's avatar

And he’d still be a billionaire

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Jeff Fox's avatar

it's a start. harder to figure out how to bankrupt SpaceX.

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Pj Macali's avatar

Boycott tesla

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diane's avatar

Let's do this just destroy all his vehicles everywhere I think putting Nazi stickers on it would be better than fire but whatever as long as they're useless and it hurts him I'm loving it

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James addison's avatar

Not sure many remember this, but just before Elon went all-in on Trump he stated”if Trump loses, I’m fucked.”

So, after Trump “won” the election, the first thing he did was create DOGE, ostensibly to root out waste, fraud and abuse. Of course at the onset Elon was partnered with Vivek Ramaswamy who lasted about half a scaramucci.

He then started shutting down large parts of the federal government and turned his army of incels loose mining data, much of it sensitive information about the departments he was shutting down as well as personal data about millions of American citizens.

At the same time ALL of the legitimate auditors were summarily fired as well as thousands of employees of the departments where ongoing investigations of Elon’s businesses were occurring.

Recently, Holy Mike Johnson has been beaming with pride while describing how Elon’s algorithms (I have a sense that he could not describe or define an algorithm) were identifying billions of dollars of “waste, fraud and abuse” none of which has been publicly documented.

My suspicion is that Elon is not finding waste, fraud and abuse but is HIDING the waste, fraud and abuse that have made him billions of dollars via government grants and contracts. His support of Trump bought him an opportunity to corrupt the systems that were auditing his activities and probably on the verge of revealing many irregularities, thus the statement “if Trump loses this election I’m fucked.”

Just a theory, but a logical one. Prove me wrong😁

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Jeff Fox's avatar

Probably true. I also think he sees this as an opportunity to squash competitors and bilk us for even more billions. E. G. Starlink's air traffic contract. 🤮

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James addison's avatar

Strongly agree. As in the new Starlink deal with the FAA. Crime and corruption out in the open. And Donnie golfs.

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Debbie's avatar

Don’t worry, American taxpayers will bail him out. Isn’t that the plan? Don’t forget his nazi salute and his chainsaw.

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Sundependence's avatar

They are all crappy cars that were never driven on a test track to save money and dump unproven junk on unsuspecting consumers. The DePlorian Cybertruck is a colossal sales flop and the other drivers will laugh at you.

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Jeff Fox's avatar

We call those trucks Swasti-Kars

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Cheri ODell's avatar

Hope he gets wiped out.

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Jstn Green's avatar

If he was left with a billion dollars he’d still be a huge threat.

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James B.'s avatar

Muskrat is waging a war against the US as an unlawful enemy combatant and is not entitled to protection under the laws of war. I’m not advocating violence or vandalism. If people hypothetically started vandalizing Teslas, Tesla dealerships and tesla charging stations, the war would be taken to Muskrat. Not advocating this, just showing possible risks to Muskrat.

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Trace Taylor's avatar

That would be a “tremendous” (as the Nazi junkie’s twin brother Trump would say) criminal pandemic, but given what the junkie Nazi is trying to do to millions of people in the U.S. and Ukraine and Palestine, I would be unable to cry about it or lose any sleep over it.

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Jeff Fox's avatar

Me neither.

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Cassandra Speaks's avatar

Ya know, I don’t even feel guilty for enjoying this SO MUCH! 😘🇨🇦

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Richard Basco's avatar

Unfortunately, when they're wealthy enough, your money being “cut in half” is still quite relative. It's a drop in the bucket. It barley even registers for the richest of them.

Hell, you could cut Elon's wealth in half all at once and he'd STILL be one of the richest people in the world afterwards.

There's just practically no sum of money the super rich could lose at a fast enough rate to ever truly go “broke”. No billionaire can lose it all, they're way too diversified, and so they never go away, they only ever get more powerful and influential.

In the end it's all a joke, one big sick joke. It's sickening that a literal handful individuals can control so much of the world's resources and future. It's just absolutely obscene.

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