What If All of Us Said, "Fuck the Law!"

Why obey the laws anymore? A saga of payback.

It all began with passenger Norman Johnson angrily pulling the emergency cord to prematurely halt a DC-bound Amtrak train.

Enraged that the fascist Supreme Court had absolved Donald Trump of shooting and killing a pedestrian on New York’s Fifth Avenue, the Maryland native had no idea of the nationwide furor he was provoking.

When he shouted “Fuck the law!” Johnson set in motion a chain of events still rocking this irate nation.

Others equally angry about the same thing started repeating the profanity. Then they began relaying that message to friends and family via mobile phones.

Within minutes, lawlessness was afoot from coast to coast in a variety of forms. Americans had finally had it.

In Baltimore, 71-year-old Edna Vincenzi singlehandedly brought a major bank to a halt by jamming her pocketbook into its revolving door entrance.

Hundreds miles away, on New York City's Westside Highway, car after car ran through red lights as an overwhelmed NYPD watched helplessly. The movement continued to spread…

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In Chicago, spraying graffiti on corporate buildings became widespread in plain sight of the Chicago Police who could do nothing to stop it.

Respectable citizens of all ages, such as this Phoenix couple, chose shoplifting as their preferred means of expressing their contempt for the law.

Throughout the nation, people who had never jaywalked even once were routinely cheating big time on their taxes, unwilling to fund a government that had shirked its primary responsibility—of enforcing the law.

Rail service from coast to coast ground to a halt as people found ingenious ways to strike, such as placing packs of rodents in the paths of incoming trains.

Nor was air travel immune to the public’s outrage. At DC’s National Airport, all Congressmen and Trump Administration appointees were grounded after someone introduced flocks of birds onto active runways.

In perhaps the most insulting act of all, citizens of all ages and backgrounds flung feces at the US Supreme Court building in Washington to express their disgust with the disgraced SCOTUS.

[Yes, this is satire. At least for now.]