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Libby's avatar

You had me for a moment 😱

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Jeff Fox's avatar

😂

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Lisa Gallagher's avatar

This is what I sent to SCOTUS today.

An actual sympathy card for America

With deepest sympathy for our loss of constitutional laws upheld.

I think all my letters from now on will be sent in a sympathy card. Our country is dying and they’re allowing it.

SCOTUS

1 First St. NE

Washington DC, 20543

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Andrew Todd's avatar

Satire which could just as easily be the truth. This regime would be a satire if it was in a theatre and not on the world stage.

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Betsyann Thornton's avatar

WHEW!!!!You scared me!!! I kept thinking this is unbelievable but a LOT of unbelievable shit has been coming at us lately!

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Marfro70's avatar

Then we obviously don’t need SCOTUS. Get them gone now

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Talvi’s Mom's avatar

I was lighting a torch but couldn’t find my pitchfork…..

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John Omaha's avatar

Really love the six fingers on that man’s right hand. Gotta love AI.

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Marguerite Foster's avatar

You shouldn’t scare little old ladies like me!

Shame on you! 😂😂

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jack spirtos's avatar

If you ain't filthy rich, you're fucked.

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Gem's avatar

Wait, what? Did I just wake up in the Twilight Zone??

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John Mendelssohn's avatar

Top-notch work, Jeff.

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Jay  Kinard's avatar

I am always careful when I start reading your column! 😀 I realized early that satire was in play. That didn’t stop the enjoyment!

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Dave Spencer's avatar

Well, it actually wouldn't surprise me at this time if SCOTUS actually did come up with something like that, which is all wrong from the Founders' words and intentions..."form a more perfect union" wasn't just in their moment...it was meant for us to continue that as we go along, to learn the bad lessons of history so as not to repeat them, to figure out how to be better along the way, and the other five phrases actually are the ways to do it...

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Rock Wilcox's avatar

I fail to see any humor in this.......Sorry

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Jeff Fox's avatar

Maybe next time....

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